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July 18, 2019  
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A catfish (with cat ears on one side) and a bucket of worms on a picnic table on the other.  
Would you rather put your hand in:  
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A bucket of wriggling worms  
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Would you rather have a snake for your...  
51 percent  
Boss.  
49 percent  
Best Friend.  
Best darn responses.  
Boss  
1. Because my boss drew these snakes.  
And because he drew them, I know they would be nice snake  
companions. And who doesn't love a snake with a tie?  
2. My best friend is already a cat. She will not be replaced.  
3. Snakes are sneaky – you never know if they are just enjoying life or waiting to attack.  
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wouldn't want to have someone like that as a friend. Also, a snake with a tie looks funny.  
4. A snake as a boss   Heck yeah!  
Just put her under a heating lamp, and have a party   What's she  
gonna do    Fire me    She can't even talk  
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Business snake  
Best Friend  
1. Scales down, best friend.  
We could go anywhere and if someone bothered us, we'd tell them to go  
away. Bet you they'd listen! Bonus points that my best friend would also love to bask in the sun.  
These are just not things you should do with your boss.  
2. Literally the only thing that could make my boss worse is giving her poisonous fangs.  
If a snake  
was my best friend I at least wouldn't lose my job if I stood on the furniture and screamed.  
3. Just think of all the places they could fit, they could spy for me!  
4. To help me defeat my enemies.  
5. So, let's argue that both snakes are sentient.  
I had a run in with a snake this weekend when I  
was brewing beer in my garage. It was an American Wheat.  
Not the snake, the snake was a black racer  
I think. So the snake tried to hide under my recycling bin next to the garage.  
This did not sit  
well with me, as I have a dog.  
I tried to move the bin and shoo him away, but I ended up trapping  
the very tip of the tail under the bin. This did not sit well with Mr.  
Snake, and we got into a bit  
of a Mexican standoff. I finally freed him, but he ran off super fast.  
My point is... If I pissed  
off the snake that badly due to a minor misstep, I can only imagine the ire of having a snake boss  
if I forget to submit my TPS reports on time. I go with Snake Friend.  
Hands down on that reason  
alone.  
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